My number is 2 less than my age that’s all I’ll say, but yeah I explained there hasn’t been anyone since. Luckily she’s okay with it.
This gif pretty much summarizes how i feel after like every book i finish:
[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]
Ooooh.. I wasn’t ready for the “how many women have you slept with” conversation yet.. Can we just not count my slut spree a few years ago and prior to us getting involved? =\
I never realized how beautifully poetry rolled off my tongue until I began to write words for you
— (via real-hamburger)
Holy shit why do women have to dump their emotional and relationship baggage on me all the time. I should just rent out an office and become a fucking marriage counselor. At least then I can charge by the hour.