if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic
"i love you, man."
"stay with me forever, man."
"fuck me hard in the ass, man."
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
— Penelope Davis, Rival (via quoted-books)
I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated
"Lmaooo… She left her Facebook open so I hacked into it!!! <3 Love Ya girliee xoxo (:"